Rex Ryan, How Do You Like Them Apples?!

In what was supposed to be the game of the year the New England Patriots annihilated the NY Jets. Led by Giselle's boytoy, Tom Brady, the Pats kicked the game off with a field goal followed by 6 touchdowns.  The Sanchise and his Jets could not keep up. After days of smack talk from Santonio Holmes, I think my good friend Joe put it best when he said, "Maybe the Jets should spend less time yapping at the mouth and more time studying the playbook".  I'd say so when the final score is 45-3.  How embarrassing!?!

I was lucky enough to be at tonight's game and have to give credit to the feisty and loud Pats fans. Witnessing first hand the energy and enthusiasm of the crowd (secondary only to a Michigan vs. Ohio State crowd, but with a Bahston accent), it only made this awesome ass-kicking that much better. I have to give credit to the Pats fans starting with the number of rockstars who tailgated in 25 degree weather and started my night off by providing free beers. The crowd was feisty and amped from the start. Whether cheering for "Tommy" (Tom Brady) or "Woody" (Jets castaway, Danny, "bring the" Woodhead), or getting Jets fans kicked out of sections above their ticket caliber, I could not have asked for a better crowd. Our fearless leader of section 239 never let us down and ensured that the crowd never missed a cheer for "another Patriot's first down" with his elaborate arm gestures and animated facial expressions. Every good play was met with 360 degree high fives and ample celebration.

Hey Rex Ryan, how do you like them apples?!

Cut Your Hair Tom!!!

Pretty much everyone agrees. Tom Brady needs to cut his hair. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if the reason he crashed is Audi was because his hair obstructed his view of the road. Some have compared his hair to Justin Beiber.

This isn't a complement, it's an enormous red flag, Tom!!  I don't care what your wife tells you, it is time to hit up the barber shop!

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Marry Me, Tom Brady?

After getting into a car accident in his 2010 Audi 8 last week, Tom Brady rolled up to a gun range in his brand new, 2011 Audi 8 this week. As if the car wasn’t sexy enough, please check out the below picture. Welllll hellllllo there, Mr. Brady (And as a fair warning: watch out Gisele).

If you know me and see this picture I am pretty sure that says it all: no real "news" story needed.

Brady's Boo Boos

My baby Thomas Edward Brady is injured. Brady arrived at practice today for the first time all week due to injuries to his right shoulder, a finger in his right hand, and his ribs! The good news is that Tom and I have something else in common - boo boos to the ribs (which reminds me of my relationship to Jim Calhoun). The bad news, poor Tom is hurt!

It is unclear whether Brady will be playing in this weekend's game against the Panthers and we're waiting for the 4 p.m. release in this regard. He better get himself back in gear soon since baby #2 is due any day now!

Feel better soon Tom!

The Brady's Firepower?

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have been named as defendants in a suit alleging a photographer was shot at while trying to take pictures during their wedding in Costa Rica. Details to follow...

Astounding.

As my comrade previously implied, I am quite the naive lady. I accept it and quite frankly prefer to live in this innocent world I have created. This is why it always astounds me when trickery unfolds and I can actually recognize it. I always expect people to have similar moral compasses and to make decisions similar to what I would make, and when it becomes blatantly apparent how untrue this is and how naive I am, I can't help but laugh.

Which brings me to Gisele. I mean you have to hand it to the girl, she not only stole Bridget Moynahan beau, but now she is parading Bridget's child around like he's her own. I can't believe the paparazzi haven't blown this up and totally dismantled her character. I mean don't get me wrong, I don't know if Gisele actually stole Tom- I mean can you actually steal someone's heart if it doesn't want to be stolen anyway- but it is like she pick the hottest, most successful man in the nation, said I want him and got him with such ease it was like she was buying a pair of heels on Rodeo Drive. Not only that, she is now the mother of what will inevitably be an extremely handsome individual, and she did it without damaging that multi-million dollar body of hers.

Like I said, the birth of Tom and Gisele's relationship is all speculative, but wouldn't it be great if she also got her citizenship out of this whole thing? Kate, you're the soon to be lawyer, how does that all work? Nevermind, I know the answer. When you are filthy rich and crazy hot, who needs a document proving citizenship- they fly you in on a private jet and fan you down in the airport with Benjamins. Tom you are one lucky athlete. This predator picked you and though she'll probably be controlling and eventually make your life a living hell, she's a genius- sneaky, but a genius nonetheless. Millions, check. Husband, check. Baby, check. Citizenship, check. World domination, ?