Showing posts with label Elin Woods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Elin Woods. Show all posts

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Golf World Blowing $ on Bottles and Re-couping via Resale


While pro golfer Anthony Kim was busy blowing ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS on bottle service in just one night in Vegas, another celeb of the golf world was busy making some dough as opposed to blowing it.

Elin has been busy selling all of the expensive “sorry-I-F’ed-100-other-women” jewelry El Tigre gave her over the course of their relationship. I have to say, I wouldn’t care how much I loved a Cartier watch, even if I sold it off for a hundy it would be well worth it after what he put her through. Hell, I’d even throw a low blow and hold a highly public auction, e-bay style. Get it girlll.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Tiger Asks Elin to Sign Lifetime Confidentiality Clause

So, Tiger has apparently asked Elin to sign a lifetime confidentiality agreement as part of their divorce. First of all, what else could this guy possibly have to hide?! Second, it must be pretty bad if he thinks he has a reputation to salvage here.

However, rumor has it that the divorce settlement is around the $750 million figure. Elin really took Ivana's old adage, "Don't get mad, get everything," to heart.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Where do you find the time, Tiger?!

El Tigre allegedly had 121 affairs during his 5 year marriage to Elin which begs the question, where ever do you find the time?! Allegedly, the straw the broke the camels back was Tiger screwing his young neighbor - as if the other 119 women or so were just water under the bridge. I actually heard from a reliable source that what REALLY happened was Tiger gave Elin "something," if you catch my drift. Then, upon hearing that one of his mistresses was going public, his own mother beat the ish out of him on Thanksgiving.

Either way, both Mr. and Mrs. Woods have been spotted visiting with divorce lawyers. Remember Elin, "Don't get mad, get everything!"