Really?!?

So Antonio Cromartie has been trying to get peeps to follow his "wife" on twitter. Since Cromartie has about 7 babies and 9 baby mamas, I was confused. This ass hole really found a chick to marry him? So, I googled it and found this...



Um, wow. First of all, where are all your kids?! Were they not invited to the wedding? With so many running around, I can't imagine every one of them avoided the camera. Just sayin'...

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Slutty Jock of the Month

For obvious reasons, Tiger Woods has earned this title for several months as trashy chicks have crawled out from their holes and proclaimed their whoreish ways. It appears, however, that San Diego Chargers cornerback Antonio Cromartie is giving him a run for his money.

It has been reported that Cromartie has 7 children by 6 different women, all under the age of 6. Seriously?! Now, these bitches are complaining they aren't getting their child support. Undoubtedly, a fair number of them have already gotten their VD from Cromartie. I want to know who is stupid enough to sleep with a man who has 7 children by 6 different women in less than 6 years?! Shit, even Kobe's wife is smarter than that!

Maybe if Cromartie spent more time focusing on his job and less time bitching about food and screwing random chicks, his team would be more successful. Oh, any maybe his bitches would be paid (like Kobe's are).

Interestingly, Cromartie tweeted this "@Barfly1904 its ppl like u who inspire me to such better person and a man of God. Thank u for the inspiration God Bless" on Tuesday. God I hope he's Mormon.

Charger's Charges Dropped

I’m glad San Diego Chargers’ Antonio Cromartie won’t be facing any charges for an alleged bar fight, but I can not help but notice there are a few details of the story that don’t seem to be adding up.

Even though there are assorted versions of what happened on the night in question, they all start in the same place: after their win over the Denver Broncos, Cromartie and a few of the Charger players decided to celebrate by popping a few bottles of champagne at a Pacific Beach bar. So the story goes, at some point during the evening, one of those rogue bottles must have gotten loose.

While one eye witness claims that a Chargers player (fitting Cro’s description) came up and clubbed his friend in the head tarzan-style, other reports claim that the bottle was tomahawked at the patron in a more Pocahontas-gone-apeshit fashion. Whatever pseudo-superhero move was used, the San Diego District Attorney has determined that it did not come from Cromartie, and has dropped all charges.

Either Cromartie had already filled his quota for one day after beating the Broncos, or he is just lucky and is getting off the hook. Whatever the case, I still can’t help but think it’s a littttle ironic his Twitter name happens to be crimetime31… after facing charges of assault with a deadly weapon, maybe he should rethink that? …