Those of you who know me are aware of my affinity for extremely tall black men with incredible physiques. That is why Rasheed Wallace is #1 on my list of NBA players to make out with before I die. As a disclaimer, I would never actually make out with any NBA player. The good news for me is that Wallace might soon be a retired NBA and that, my friends, is a horse of a different color.
Let us not dwell on 'Sheed's marriage or children. Rather, I will draw the focus to what attracts me to Wallace, aside from the aforementioned characteristics.
First, Wallace is known as an NBA bad boy, currently holding the all time ejection record for the NBA (at least since they started recording this in 1992). Riddle me this, what girl doesn't like a bad boy?! Not this one! Just check out dude's tats and tell me you aren't swooning!!
Second, his scruffy look is just plain sexy. He's the perfect height at just under 7 feet meaning that I could wear even my highest stilettos without having to worry about being too tall.
Finally, he's probably the only guy old enough to date me in the league who isn't totally busted (e.g. Kobe Bryant).
The point: 'Sheed, if you do retire, as Doc Rivers is reporting, I will sincerely miss the best eye candy the Celtics have had since Szczerbiak left...
Showing posts with label Kobe Bryant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kobe Bryant. Show all posts
Monday, June 21, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Yet Another Reason to Booo the Lakers
Phil Jackson response to the Boston Globe when asked if he expected "physical play" against the Celtics in the Finals.
“We don’t have a smackdown mentality,” he said. “You might have seen that with [Kevin] Garnett on [Orlando's Dwight] Howard in Game 6 in Boston, where he was smacking Howard’s arm and was finally called for an offensive foul... That’s not our kind of team. We don’t go out there to smack people around. I call it more resiliency. We’re a more resilient ball club. We try to stay strong and play hard. But we’re going to have to withstand some of that.”
As Blanche Leitner would say that is GRADE A BOLOGNA!!! Do I have to show it again? Apparently... Kobe Shoved him in the BALLS... IN THE BALLS OK? How more "physical" does it get? I didn't realize shoving your hand into someones testicles was now being referred to as "resilient". Ugh, I despise the Lakers.
“We don’t have a smackdown mentality,” he said. “You might have seen that with [Kevin] Garnett on [Orlando's Dwight] Howard in Game 6 in Boston, where he was smacking Howard’s arm and was finally called for an offensive foul... That’s not our kind of team. We don’t go out there to smack people around. I call it more resiliency. We’re a more resilient ball club. We try to stay strong and play hard. But we’re going to have to withstand some of that.”
As Blanche Leitner would say that is GRADE A BOLOGNA!!! Do I have to show it again? Apparently... Kobe Shoved him in the BALLS... IN THE BALLS OK? How more "physical" does it get? I didn't realize shoving your hand into someones testicles was now being referred to as "resilient". Ugh, I despise the Lakers.
Friday, May 21, 2010
Say what?
Nominees for the BET Awards came out, and I have to say I am more than a little confused.
Exhibit 1:
Slightly unrelated, yet still newsworthy in my mind... Either simply being close friends with a black celebrity gives you enough African American status to qualify for an award, or I must have missed something. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, Justin Beiber was nominated for Best New Artist. I'm sorry, what??? But then again, I guess if they were going to pick a white boy, it’s good they chose one with some serious street cred. (if you’re not catching my sarcasm, trust me: I’m laying it on THICK over here).
Exhibit 2:
Moving on to something more related, nominees for Sportsman of the Year? Rightfully so Carmelo Anthony, Usain Bolt, Kobe Bryant and Lebron James all made the cut… but then they decided to throw a curveball and add Tiger Woods to the list of nominees? For real? Ok, homeboy was out half the season, didn’t even win the Master’s and, oh yea, was known worldwide for cheating on his wife with 121 other women. I’d like to think he personifies many qualities I look for in award nominees.
All I have to say is, "that is wac".
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Monday, May 17, 2010
Kobe Bryant Fashion Allstar
Has EVERYONE seen this??!! I know the shoot was a few weeks ago, but this was just brought to my attention and is FREAKING hilarious!!
WHO knew thatKobe Bryant just joined Alvin Alley?

And WAY to bring sexy back combining the sweatband with the bowler hat! Kobes, thanks for this…totally made my day!!

WHO knew that
And WAY to bring sexy back combining the sweatband with the bowler hat! Kobes, thanks for this…totally made my day!!
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