Tips to Watching Football – Part 3

Understanding the running game/who’s to blame if the run gets stuffed? Watch the helmet of the lead blocker!

Football 101: A running back (RB) is the guy who gets the ball from the Quarterback and tries to run (rush) down field. The lead blocker is the player running running ahead of the ball carrier (usually the fullback or lineman) to clear a path for the runner. The RB follows the lead blocker and keys on that guy's helmet.

Famous Running Backs: Emmitt Smith, Tiki Barber, OJ Simpson

What to watch: If the lead blocker’s helmet is outside the body of the defender he’s blocking, the RB needs to run to the outside. If the lead blocker’s helmet is inside the body of the defender, the RB needs to run to the inside. If the helmet was outside the defender, but the RB cut to the inside, then the RB f-ed up. If the RB cuts to the correct side and gets stuffed then the blocker f-ed up (ineffective block).

Tiki Barber Banned From Delivery Room

According to the New York Post, Tiki Barber was banned from the delivery room when his twins were born.  If you recall, Barber was enough of a douche-bag to leave his 8 months prego wife of a 11 years to prove to the world that he was in fact the biggest ass hole alive.  Barber tried to cover up his quest to become the biggest ass hole alive by picking up some hot blond intern to replace his wife before leaving her.  Ginny, I will seriously help you get all Ashley Judd on his ass!  What a LOSER!

The appropriate way to spell HOMEWRECKER should just be "HO"

Tiki Barber is running around with his mistress while his 8mo pregnant wife is filing for divorce. Now why can't Comcast just call it for what it is. Mitress is so polite, romantic, and sly. They call Traci Lynn Johnson "sultry" and mention that she's 23 but just kinda skim right over it... Well, I have quite a different take. Traci, you're not a mistress- you're a HOMEWRECKER just like all of Tiger's biddy's. If I knew the accurate spelling of "Ho/Hoe", I'd call you that too along with a laundry list of other profanities, but alas I don't care enough about you to waste time looking it up. However, I will say one other thing... Tiki's wife is 8mo pregnant, which means he was making love to her, and poking you on the side... and not to get crass, but probably pulling out while he did it. So is being a mitress all that "sultry" or is she just plain old easy, "whores, running around, shaking their behinds for the men-folk.". Go on Ginny. You don't need him... you goes raise your boys, and teach them how to pick out CLASS from TRASH.

Tiki Barber Earns Classy Move of the Week Award

In perhaps the classiest (true) sports news I have heard this week, Tiki Barber has announced that he is leaving his wife of 11 years to be with a 23-year-old former intern. His wife of 11 years is 8 months pregnant with twins. In a confused statement, Tiki mentioned a commitment to family as he parted from his overly ripe spouse. I don't know if he got the memo, but a commitment to family absolutely does not include leaving a woman who is 8 months pregnant. At least have the decency to wait until 6 weeks after birth when she has shed two children, lost her mind, and can beat the living shit out of you.

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