Showing posts with label College Gameday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label College Gameday. Show all posts

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Nader the Hater


Ralph Nader, infamous and infinite Green Party presidential candidate, is attempting to clip the system of athletic scholarships.

Nader’s “League of Fans” (insert gagging noises here) is a group aimed at reforming sports. The group argues that by clipping student athlete scholarships, the “win-at-all-costs” mentality will reduce in high school.

…There are so many ignorant things in this equation I might lose it...

The ultimate point of sports is WINNING… if even Mr. Sheen can figure that concept out, I’m not sure that’s saying much for you. Real athletes compete. Sports aren’t just some children’s pastime to them: they are their life. They breathe, eat, think, sleep their sport to work towards the caliber of a college-level athlete. IF they train themselves enough to make it to collegiate athletics, they bring their school glory, recognition, school spirit, and hopefully, championships. So they get tuition paid for in many cases. I can see the annoyance for some, but after what they contribute, I would argue that they have earned it.

Nader, at first I was dumbfounded at why you would propose such a moronic idea. Then I learned you went to Princeton and Harvard. For being such a smarty-pants you sure aren’t that wise… or maybe you’re just bitter? I realize you didn’t have even mediocre athletics at your universities of choice, but no need to ruin the exuberant chaos of a football Saturday or a March Madness bracket for the rest of us.

So, on that note, please quit being a poor sport just because you didn’t win in college and still can’t win now (or score by the looks of it)… was that below the belt? Oops. My apologies.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Dead couple of days in sports?? Not so much...

Okay, so with Spain's impressive victory over the Netherlands yesterday in the World Cup final and the end of the Lebron Love(Hate)fest, not to mention the inevitable post-July 4th low, there doesn't seem to be much going on right now in sports (or subsequently, in life). Baseball is the only sport to watch, and even it is experiencing a few days of All-Star Break rest. Even though many sports fans at least attempt to use these next couple of days to play it off like they're taking a break from sports for a while, there's no denying it: these next few days suck.

Oh, but you'd be so, so, so wrong. While ESPN might be spitting out World Series of Poker re-runs or trick shot pool to the public, the people behind the scenes have made a decision that has awesome implications for the upcoming college football season: College Gameday is now an hour longer, and that extra hour is going to revolve around Erin Andrews.

Now, I know that this announcement may seem primarily geared towards male enjoyment (in addition to the number of female admirers, which I'd guess is higher than you'd think), but in reality, everyone benefits from this addition. College football fans get more analysis, and discounting her looks, Erin Andrews is actually one of the better reporters in the game. How she transitions from the sidelines to the booth is anyone's guess, but I have a feeling she'll do just fine.

This is (mostly) for you gents:

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