Bron Bron Went with Miami

Even though the Cavs offered him $30 mil more than any other team, Bron Bron has made his decision to play for Miami. Leaving the Cavs, Nets, Clippers, Knicks and Bulls in the dust, James is headed south to reunite with Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade (together, the three brought home the gold in the Beijing Olympics).

While Cleveland “fans” are in an uproar, burning his jerseys in the streets, I’d say they were lucky to have him at all. I mean, let’s get serious, not only did Lebron stick it out with the Cavs for SEVEN years without an NBA Championship, but he is the only good thing Ohio as a state has ever been able to lay claims on (sans the fact that I currently work in this giant cornfield).

And while he might be catching some criticism back in the state of cornhuskers, it doesn’t seem like James is feeling too remorseful: word on the street has it that he just rented 6 cabanas at a hotel in Miami Beach to celebrate… Hmm – judging by that party tab I’d say he is more than a little excited. So while you sit there sulking and sipping on your Haterade, Cav’s fans, just think of Lebron on the beach sipping on dranks. Ahhh the taste of domination.