Player misses game after being hit in head by pitcher

Philadelphia Phillies (the most creative name in sports) pitcher, Brett Myers, admitted he was actually shit-canned when he injured his eye.  Originally he told the team that he was playing catch with his 4-year-old son.  Apparently, Myers was trying to talk up his son's pitching game to his employers, telling them his pre-schoolers wing was so strong he could keep pa-dukes out of the game!  That's really a low blow when Dad was really just tanked and his himself in the head with the car door!