Thursday, April 8, 2010

Tiger Train to Pine Grove Has Left the Station

The latest Tiger Woods drama is that the golfer had sexual relations with a young neighbor. According to the National Inquirer to the two carried on a hidden romance that began when the girl was as young as 14. Hey random neighbor whose name I refuse to even look up for this article, the Tiger train left the station months ago and you weren't on board. In other news, the Enquirer reported that an autopsy revealed an AZ woman was actually an alien. Tell everyone you know.

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