Thursday, April 8, 2010

Tiki Barber Earns Classy Move of the Week Award

In perhaps the classiest (true) sports news I have heard this week, Tiki Barber has announced that he is leaving his wife of 11 years to be with a 23-year-old former intern. His wife of 11 years is 8 months pregnant with twins. In a confused statement, Tiki mentioned a commitment to family as he parted from his overly ripe spouse. I don't know if he got the memo, but a commitment to family absolutely does not include leaving a woman who is 8 months pregnant. At least have the decency to wait until 6 weeks after birth when she has shed two children, lost her mind, and can beat the living shit out of you.

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