Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Tiger, Keep Your Pimp Hand Strong!

Tiger's Hoe

Tiger's little sluts apparently really got a kick outta their little flings with the whore golfer. Joslyn James has come out with new evidence of her relationship with Tiger, an envelop Tiger allegedly left for her at a hotel. A Courtyard Marriott in Flint, Michigan - the epitome of class. I haven't seen chicks hoard so much paraphernalia since middle school! This proves several things. One, porn stars really do have emotional deficits. And, two, Stanford might have made a mistake when they admitted El Tigre.

Not to be racist, but that black man wouldn't survive one day outside of suburbia. His street smarts are about as honed as a bat's vision. At this point, I think a racoon could con Tiger out of a snickers on the golf course. If a Stanford educated man can't keep a porn star in check, he need some pimp lessons!

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