Who’s on Top Now? Tila, Merriman and the Johnson & Johnson Heiress

San Diego Chargers outside linebacker Shawne Merriman might have picked the wrong bisexual to batter. In case anyone has forgotten, last September Tila Tequila pressed charges against Merriman for false imprisonment and battery after he wouldn’t let her leave his house. Last Monday Tequila took a different kind of blow when her fiancée, Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson, passed away of unknown causes. Although gay marriage is no longer legal in California, Merriman better be praying that state laws don’t give Tila any rights to her deceased lover’s inheritances. Among their billions in net worth, the Johnson family also happens to own the Jets, who are playing the Chargers this Sunday… oops.