Since having flown the coop, so to speak, on his boxing career in 2006, former American boxer Mike Tyson will be trading in his fighting days for something a bit more outrageous than usual. (If that's even possible after his infamous ear-biting incident with Evander Holyfield). Once unanimous in the boxing world for his particularly vicious style, Tyson will now be hosting a new Animal Planet show exposing the competitive world of pigeon racing. Wait... what??? Who even knew pigeon racing was a "sport"? At first I was going to say that whoever authorized a human carnivore around much less defenseless animals had obviously made a huge oversight. That was until Animal Planet's general manager commented that "Tyson's passion for his pigeons takes my breath away". Now I retract that statement: it's not that they had a momentary lapse of judgement, they're delusional. But then again, you know what they say: birds of a feather...
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