No need to remind you all of what a pussy Tim Tebow is. I think I speak for a good portion of the American population in expressing utter surprise that he even has to ability to act like he’s got a pee-pee. I’m not sure if he’s trying to compensate for his prior lack of manhood, but whatever the case, I’d say he’s gone a little overboard and can now be justifiably classified as a dick. In case you were thinking of taking the kids to Tebow’s autograph signing at the mall (although I truly have no idea why you’d want to), no worries, it’ll only cost you $160. Yes, a “portion” of the proceeds to towards the Tim Tebow Foundation, but what about the rest? What, trying to pay off those full-ride-athletic-scholarship loans? Sources say Tebow is only planning on selling 500 autograph tickets at $160 each and 500 photo tickets at $75 each…. Hmm, let’s do the math: 500 X $160 = $80,000. 500X $75 = $37,500. Yea, hope you feel good knowing your desperation to compensate for your plunging position in the draft is being funded by hundreds of children's broken piggy banks. What a man.
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