Sunday, January 17, 2010

Tebow in the Confessional

Tebow and him mom are going to be featured in a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl to tell a personal tale of theirs for a Christian group. The rumored topic of the $2.5 million story-time? Abortion. Let me guess – the story ends in tears on his end? There’s no question whether or not abortion is a prevalent political and religious issue, but in my mind there are only 4 instances when references to politics or religion are EVER acceptable while watching football, let alone on the sacred day of Super Bowl Sunday.

1. Drinking holy water via longneck
2. Raising your hands in praise of a touchdown
3. Electing an official to make designated beer runs
4. Crowning the victors as the new monarchy in rule

Amen.

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