Saturday, January 23, 2010

Booty Shorts and Booty Calls

Venus Williams - Full Moon

Notice anything … missing from this picture? From the looks of it, Britney’s trend of free shows seems to have spilled over onto the tennis court. I mean, if you wanna go commando, more power to you Venus, but when it comes to your planets do the rest of us really need to see your full moon? Williams later claimed in a Twitter post, “I am wearing undershorts the same color as my skin so it gives the slits in my dress the full effect!” Mhmm, whatever you say.

In other nakey news, Sean Salisbury finally decided to fess up about taking pictures of his private areas and sending them to women on his phone. Salisbury claims it was the mistake that cost him his career after rumors started leaking about his raunchy behavior back in 2006. Also self proclaimed as not being a “tell-all guy”, what he must have really meant is that he is more of a visual kind of guy. That being said, I personally think sharing his story with the new sexting commercial campaign for MTV would be a good first step in redeeming himself on the job front. I can picture it now: “Former NFL QB of eight years and ESPN football analyst for twelve lost it all after trusting random women at bars with photos of his naked buns. Don’t give in to sexting peer pressure – you have the right to say no.”

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