Monday, November 16, 2009

Kobe Bites the Dust, Louis Vuitton Still on Top

Nothing gives me more pleasure than a new Louie bag except for Kobe losing. It doesn't matter who he loses to or what he loses - a game, his wife, his dignity - so long as Kobe comes out behind, and I don't mean behind a chick in a hotel room in Colorado.

That is why I am please to announce that Kobe and the Lakers got their asses beat by Houston last night. Kobe had a whopping 18 points, a season low for the loser, making just 5-of-20. Really, Kobe?! Really?!? I can do better than that in a skin tight dress and stilettos.

Speaking of shoes, during the annihilation, Artest threw Ariza's shoe toward the stands. And here I thought Artest learned his lesson about interacting too much with the fans during games.

The Lakers have lost two in a row which is just as fabulous as any handbag. Not to mention, 'Melo's creeping on Kobe for league scoring leader. Athletes are just like expensive purses, you don't always get what you pay for.

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