Who wants their own little piece of Tiger?

Just buy the up and coming Playboy, featuring Tiger's first bunny, Rachel Uchitel. Honestly, I think $6.99 is too much to pay to see her naked. First of all, she has fake boobs, and honestly once you've seen one pair of fakes, you've seen them all. Second, I mean everyone has already seen her naked, because she took nude pics of herself a way long time ago. Unless they're going to make a sweet design on her na-na, I don't see what all the fuss is about. Then again, "I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about." I doubt it Frank, but you should never say never.