Home Runs of Various Sorts...

In case some of you sports fans have been living under a rock for the past week, Major League Baseball got under way this past week. There have been plenty of intriguing storylines, such as the Yankees-Red Sox opening up the season, Milwaukee pitcher Jeff Suppan going on the DL because of pillow problems, and my Oakland A's presently having the best record in the AL. For most Chicago White Sox fans, the week got off to a great start, with the White Sox shutting out the Indians 6-0 behind a ridiculous play from Mark Buerhrle and home runs from Paul Konerko and Alex Rios. However, Konerko and Rios weren't the only ones rounding the bases. Much to the dismay of a dad and his 6 year old son, two young adults decided to celebrate the White Sox's success in a more physical manner by having sex in a bathroom stall. Very Classy.



The dad, a trained physician, misinterpreted the moans inside the bathroom stall as signs of a seizure, and kicked the door open in his attempt to help the man he believed was in pain. Woops. The sexually engaged man exited the stall to applause and began high-fiving his male cohorts. Wowww. It's moments like these when you wonder how much human beings (especially of the male variety) have evolved since the Stone Age times. If two people want to engage in intercourse, by all means do so. But why pay money to go to a baseball game that they're not going to watch? And why do it in some place as uncomfortable as a bathroom stall? Keep it in your pants for a few hours later people, and be sure to not confuse America's sport with an American er...pasttime.