It's not exactly a secret that the Ducks have had a pretty rough season this year off the field, but some fans have decided to go the extra mile in their attempts to get their team back on the straight and narrow. Now, the bitter person who posted this Craigslist ad in search of a "babysitter" for the Oregon Ducks may have been kidding, but I don't think it sounds like such a bad idea. I mean, after Kiko Alonso's DUI, Jamere Holland's Facebook dismissal and a handful of brushes with the po-po (think Masoli, James, Beard, Simms and Embry) a little bit of elementary-style restriction might be in order. If it isn't within Chip Kelly's power to ground his team of full grown men, I'd say investing in babysitters might be a smart move. I mean, $20 an hour to keep his players on the field? Talk about a bargain. And hey, if the boys are opposed to the idea of "babysitters", he could always go with the term "adult caregivers"... much more politically correct.
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