FANatic: Sans Pants

I’m going to go ahead and dedicate this FANatic to an entire genre of sports enthusiasts of all shapes and, er, sizes: Streakers. I don’t think there is one person in their right mind who doesn’t find the idea of a neon-white ass sprinting through a stadium full of thousands of people absolutely hilarious. (And if these people do exist, I don’t want to know their uptight, full-clothed asses anyways). The point of this rant is this: streakers are an absolute staple in the world of crazy fans. It takes some balls to strip down to your birthday suit, especially when their Average Joe bodies are prancing in the vicinity of jaw-droppingly hot athletes.

Although my hat (or should I say clothing in this case?) is off to everyone in the genre, there are a few who truly overachieve in this department. Their nude sprints were not just a drunken decision gone right: these superstars plotted. So, in honor of both their bravery and nudity, I’ve compiled a list of the best streaker pictures I could find for your viewing enjoyment. Cheers.



He may not want to advertise – you never know when El Tigre will pounce.



Now that is serious talent.




A streaking love story. How romantic.



He gets an A for effort, the fact that he may be a senior citizen but isn’t boring and uses his senility card for the greater good, and, of course, those Michael Jackson inspired dance moves.



This man should be the God of streakers. He put his master’s degree in microbiology toward “improve[ing] the efficiency of the world”. How did he do this, you ask? By inventing tear-away garments for streakers. Genius.