More on El Tigre's apology...

We have already discussed some of our views on Tiger Woods' apology here, but there are more reasons supporting our claim that all this guy did was sincerely read off a teleprompter for 14 minutes. First of all, if you watch the speech, you will right off the bat realize that the same robot who stays so consistent on the golf course carries his consistency to giving a speech, never changing the pitch of his voice. If you don't believe me, check it out below:



Also, there are way too many pauses in his speech for them to be natural. It's not genuine if you're doing it all the time. Finally, in those brief moments when I start to feel sorry for the guy, I remember that he needed a trip in sex rehab to even (try to) be able to own up to what he did in the first place. It's pretty obvious that someone has a problem if they are entering sex rehab, so why not just acknowledge it and apologize for its effects publicly? Veiled messages and behind-the-scenes actions only further confirm that Tiger's apology was complete BS.

But some people somehow continue to disagree. Hell, I mean The Golf Channel's Charlie Rymer was so inspired that he performed his own Tiger impression, choking up while giving commentary on the apology. It's like he just saw The Notebook.



At one point, he came up with some especially insightful analysis, remarking, "I really like the fact that he cast all blame on himself." Are you kidding me Rymer? Who else was to blame? Elin? This guy's a pervert, and I'm starting to think that if you buy the crap that he's putting out, then you need to seriously reexamine your basic moral instincts and ability to incorporate background information into a given situation. Whatever dude, to each his own I guess.

In more important and relevant news, the University of Michigan Ice Dance Duo of Meryl Davis and Charlie White won silver in todays competition. Maybe they could use their top-of-the-line education and athletic prowess to teach Tiger a thing or two about how to be a successful man in all, or even some, aspects of life.