El Tigre Will Return to Golf After Rehab

Rumors are flying that Tiger Woods ("El Tigre") will return to golf after he completes sex rehab. Obviously, there is little left to "work on" at him since Elin has skipped down and made it clear her relationship with Tiger is OVER. This leaves Tiger with little else to do than hit the links, after the whole sex rehab thing anyways. Personally, I am not sure why he even took a break in the first place. At least playing would have allowed the media to pepper in commentary on his golf game in addition to speculating how many STDs Tiger has contracted over the years. And, it might have served as a reminder to his sponsors why he's the highest paid athlete on the planet (or did he give that up along with his wife?).