Accenture Terminates Deal With Woods

Accenture has ended its endorsement contract with Tiger Woods. This is not surprising given his drama lately. Countless women have come forth alleging intimate relations with Mr. Woods. Tiger has declared an indefinite break from sports until he gets his bitty in line. Things are not looking good for Tiger. However, I'm happy to say I have officially stopped following these crazy sluts coming out about affairs with Tiger. I refuse to give such trash a second of my time.