Dirty Little Secrets

Compliments of twitter:

"MJTwitterSecret #2 : I secretively really like to read american fiction. I love Cormac McCarthy, Herman Melville, and Thomas Pynchon"

True American fiction people! Steinbeck, eat your heart out! That's what I thought, you're already dead!

Apparently MJ is too busy reading these fabulous American authors because his previous post read:

"Do a lot of people get music and movies for free off the internet? I just found out this was a popular thing to do."

As a matter of fact Michael, I used to like 10 years ago when that was a popular thing to do.